Welcome to Emoji Explained
Here, we will delve into that of the infamous Emoji Movie and do our best to explain the complexity that is, The Emoji Movie. This will be a detailed analysis. I hope you all enjoy.
An Honest Review
I give the Emoji Movie a 11/10. It's outstanding plot, supported by a message of being a helpful and productive member of society that can relate to and help others in their time of need is an outstanding emotional masterpiece worthy of an Emmy Award. The voice acting is never boring or unemotional, delivering moving, thoughtful lines that nod towards the true and meaningful nature of this wonderful film, masked under the guise of a children's movie. The animation is top quality, with stunning visual effects and CGi that showcase the constantly evolving and improving animation styles of the modern era. This movie rises above many classic movies, trumping wonders such as the Lion King and Good Burger to achieve its rightful place above at the throne of the greatest movie of all time. Even movies like Gone in the Wind pale in comparison to the emotions and depth portrayed in the Emoji Movie. This one simple yet so elegant masterpiece of a film showcases everything right in the film industry, from the incredibly original and relatable plot line and characters, to the well thought out scripts, scenes and scenarios, not to mention the lovely world building that proves to inspire and create a whole world inside our heads and our phones. The Emoji Movie is truly a spectacle of our time, and truly deserves its place as the greatest movie of all time.
Autism
Now, to begin, we will detail what it means to be "autistic". What are the traits of autism? How do you determine whether or not one is autistic? What are defining aspects of an autistic person? I shall begin with a basic definition of autism; when I spent two minutes googling the definition of autism, the first result stated that autism was: "a mental condition, present from early childhood, characterized by difficulty in communicating and forming relationships with other people and in using language and abstract concepts."
Now by this definition, we can state that Gene does not have troubles communicating, as he appears to be the sole character of this masterpiece in which has the ability to portray his emotions properly. In addition to that, we can state that Gene does not have difficulties forming relationships as he clearly became friends with Hi-5 and Jailbreak within a matter of minutes, a friendship bond that Gene himself fights to keep when Hi-5 accidentally is thrown into the trash. If anything, Gene most vividly displays what a proper relationship among peers should be as he progresses in his journey to be rewritten.
Now, in the idea of "using language", Gene yet again prevails as the most intelligent being, in this world of Textoplois, Emoticons seem to be both the beings that exist in this space and the language of the trade - that and English. Now if we state that these Emoji's both use basic emoticons and English to communicate just as we humans do within our own text, Gene's ability to portray any emoji's emoticon seems to meant that he of all people are the most skilled at properly using language to convey his thoughts and feelings.
These facts and idea debunk the idea that Gene is autistic and that causes his "malfunction". If anything, by this definition the other residents of Textopolis are autistic.
By my own gross definition of what autism is, I can state that autism can also be characterized by a lack of understanding and ability to portray your emotions, if we take this into account you can clearly see that the other citizens of Textopolis are clearly limited in their emotions and that fact alone is a contributor in the idea that every citizen of Textopolis are autistic. With this I conclude that the Emoji's of Textopolis are autistic.
If we take a glance at Smile, the main head-honcho of the text app, we can see that she dislikes the idea of change, in fact rushing to eradicate Gene due to his "malfunction". A distaste to change is another trait of those who have autism.
To conclude, I shall state that it is my belief that the Emoji's of Textopolis all have autism, and in that, this movie promotes autism as it forces viewers to believe that a singular emotion forced for your whole life is better than multiple emotions.
Now by this definition, we can state that Gene does not have troubles communicating, as he appears to be the sole character of this masterpiece in which has the ability to portray his emotions properly. In addition to that, we can state that Gene does not have difficulties forming relationships as he clearly became friends with Hi-5 and Jailbreak within a matter of minutes, a friendship bond that Gene himself fights to keep when Hi-5 accidentally is thrown into the trash. If anything, Gene most vividly displays what a proper relationship among peers should be as he progresses in his journey to be rewritten.
Now, in the idea of "using language", Gene yet again prevails as the most intelligent being, in this world of Textoplois, Emoticons seem to be both the beings that exist in this space and the language of the trade - that and English. Now if we state that these Emoji's both use basic emoticons and English to communicate just as we humans do within our own text, Gene's ability to portray any emoji's emoticon seems to meant that he of all people are the most skilled at properly using language to convey his thoughts and feelings.
These facts and idea debunk the idea that Gene is autistic and that causes his "malfunction". If anything, by this definition the other residents of Textopolis are autistic.
By my own gross definition of what autism is, I can state that autism can also be characterized by a lack of understanding and ability to portray your emotions, if we take this into account you can clearly see that the other citizens of Textopolis are clearly limited in their emotions and that fact alone is a contributor in the idea that every citizen of Textopolis are autistic. With this I conclude that the Emoji's of Textopolis are autistic.
If we take a glance at Smile, the main head-honcho of the text app, we can see that she dislikes the idea of change, in fact rushing to eradicate Gene due to his "malfunction". A distaste to change is another trait of those who have autism.
To conclude, I shall state that it is my belief that the Emoji's of Textopolis all have autism, and in that, this movie promotes autism as it forces viewers to believe that a singular emotion forced for your whole life is better than multiple emotions.
Internet Trolls
Instead of going on a multi-paragraph rant, I will simply state that Internet Trolls are legitimate human beings who exist outside of Alex's phone, and the idea that they are contained within his phone means that somehow Alex has converted real life human beings into ugly digital trolls, probably as punishment for commenting foul things about his mother on his YouTube Minecraft Let's Plays. Does this mean that Alex has some sort of foreign alien technology? Or perhaps Verizon is hiding their latest technological advances from us?
Gene
The defining characteristic that The Emoji Movie portrays Gene with, is that he is able to portray multiple emotions instead of the singular one "meh" face. This fact alone makes me very "meh". Now, as I have covered in my "Autism" section of this analysis, I have stated that Gene is the one character in Textopolis that does not have autism. The Emoji Movie does well in instating this fact into our lives, in addition to that, towards the end Gene suddenly develops Autism when his heart is broken (boy, oh boy, do I relate to that). And furthermore, Gene's autism is inherently cured when he sees Jailbreak again. How? This makes no sense? Through Gene we see the every day guy, apparently stuck in the DLC retard class at his local highschool. I am more shocked that Gene isn't surrounded by autistic screeching retards who scream "Hamburger pls" and "AHHHHHHHHHHHHH" the whole movie.
Another sad thing about this movie, yet again tying into Gene's character development, is that, yet again, his sole defining trait is he can express his emotions? This seems like a terrible way to develop a character, seeing as he's nothing special. The rest of the cast and their autism are special; Gene isn't. You can't state that the characters sole trait is "Oh hey, I can express myself". Woo-hoo, there's one normal person in a society of autistic cancerous tumors.
Another sad thing about this movie, yet again tying into Gene's character development, is that, yet again, his sole defining trait is he can express his emotions? This seems like a terrible way to develop a character, seeing as he's nothing special. The rest of the cast and their autism are special; Gene isn't. You can't state that the characters sole trait is "Oh hey, I can express myself". Woo-hoo, there's one normal person in a society of autistic cancerous tumors.
Gene's Father
Later on in the movie, we see that Gene's father apparently is the second character presented in the movie that does not have autism, yet he has small hints of autism spread throughout him as he apparently thought the right thing to do was conform to society. Perhaps Gene's father's onset autism was, alike Gene in the end of the movie, caused by a broken heart. Because apparently in this fantasy land autism is caused by a broken heart (same though).
Alex, and his phone
The major issue in the movie is the idea that Gene being normal and not autistic will cause Alex, the human who owns the phone Textopolis exists within, to erase his phone's data. This problem is expressed when you see Alex accidentally being cock-blocked by Gene's shenanigans within the phone. While playing Candy Crush we see that Gene's actions within the phone are portrayed outside the phone. Now taking this into account, why is it that other parts of the phone aren't held in the same accord? Such as the piracy application. Within this application we see viruses and spam, we see everything from internet trolls to Van Halen. Now, why is it that this plane of existence within the piracy app is not portrayed outside the phone? Why is it that Van Halen is not constantly being played while Alex holds his phone? Why aren't these viruses attacking Alex's phone? Additionally, if these viruses exist, why is Smile chasing Gene when she should be ridding the phone of these legitimate issues?
I briefly mentioned that Alex was cock-blocked by his phone, and yet at the end of the movie he fails to reset his phone. Regardless of whether or not my phone got me some sweet, sweet puss puss I'm going to fix and reset my phone if it has a bug; and I'm certain I can say the same for the large majority of society. Yet, in the resolution of this movie I am forced to believe that this retard kid, who probably is just as autistic as the rest of the emoji's (aside from Gene and his father), just accepts that his phone is a piece of shit (although as his phone is Apple we can assume he accepted this fact a long time ago) and goes about life living with his flawed bugged phone?
I briefly mentioned that Alex was cock-blocked by his phone, and yet at the end of the movie he fails to reset his phone. Regardless of whether or not my phone got me some sweet, sweet puss puss I'm going to fix and reset my phone if it has a bug; and I'm certain I can say the same for the large majority of society. Yet, in the resolution of this movie I am forced to believe that this retard kid, who probably is just as autistic as the rest of the emoji's (aside from Gene and his father), just accepts that his phone is a piece of shit (although as his phone is Apple we can assume he accepted this fact a long time ago) and goes about life living with his flawed bugged phone?
Gene's Malfunctioned Emoji's
In the movie, we see that Gene made the incorrect face while being scanned. Now this new emoji he created (really not new, just a cross breed of several different emoji's) appears on the phone it was sent to. Are we supposed to believe that all phones have the ability to divert and adapt and create new and absurd emoji's in order to keep up to date? Last I checked, when my phone received a new emoji that my phone didn't have, instead of displaying said emoji it shows this absurd little guy: . However, as we see in the movie, instead of receiving this symbol, Alex's hoochie mamma receives the new unknown emoji. In two accounts we see this. Both in the beginning, and in the resolution of the movie.
The Angery Emoji
Perhaps the greatest flaw of this movie is the lack of screen time for the best emoji, The Angery Emoji. I can't recall ever seeing The Angery Emoji throughout the whole film. I can recall a faint moment in which we see The Angery React from Facebook, this was clearly the greatest moment of the whole movie. The moment The Angery React aired and I saw it on screen I nearly had an orgasm with pleasure at the sight of such beauty and such grace. The only part of this film worth watching is the moment Facebook is mentioned as The Angery React gets screen time. I shall now include a screenshot of this beautiful moment.
Additional Missing Emoji's
In addition to the angery emoji being absent from this movie, we see that other vital emoji's are missing. Such as the glorious 🅱️ emoji. How am I expected to sit through this cinematic masterpiece if the 🅱️ emoji does not appear at all? In addition to that, we see that none of the vast number of flag emoji's appear. The Emoji Movie fails to display each and every emoji presented on a smart phone, instead it focuses on faces and other stereotypical emoji. Where in this movie do we see the gay couple emoji? What about the astrology signs? The fact of the matter is that within The Emoji Movie, we see a lack of roughly half the emoji available on any standard smart phone. And this is a flaw of the utmost shame.
Apple Versus Android
In this world the Emoji's live in, we see that the majority of them are based on the Apple emoji's, and even then the latest Apple Update. Can we assume that Android phones have a relatively similar design to them? And with that, the Android version of The Emoji Movie is only slightly more autistic and riddled with down syndrome? And, does Textopolis and the rest of the world within your phone update with every version of Apple (or Android) to be released? Is there a version of The Emoji Movie that runs on the old Apple OS, and that the Gun Emoji exists instead of the Water Gun? Was there a mass of homicides in the old OS Textopolis thus causing them to force an update? Or is Textopolis just universally the same and the depictions of the Emoji's change between phones, OS versions, and such? However, this theory seems to be rather impossible as if we analyze the idea that all Textopolis are same between phone's then why does Textopolis even need to scan the Emoji's in the first place? If we state that all Textopolis are the same, then that'd mean they have the Emoji data stored in a data bank and it would merely scan the emoji to determine which emoji to output, this tends to be impossible because in this case Gene making the wrong face would have no effect.
The Entire Cast of The Emoji Movie
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The Greatest Thing
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I have explained the good things about The Emoji Movie, and I have explained the bad things. However, I have yet to reveal the greatest thing about The Emoji Movie. Sometimes, late at night, I look up into the sky and I think: "Man, I wish I had friends and family who loved me, just like Gene in The Emoji Movie". And this has led me to develop quite the emoji kink. Now, you might be asking "What does your disgusting fetish have to do with anything you sick perv?" I might have digressed a bit with the whole Emoji Kink thing, however, I must insist that it was relevant for you to quite understand the greatest thing about The Emoji Movie. I digress once again to ask: remember when Zootopia was released? The whole new wave of furries and furry porn to come with that? It is in my professional opinion that the greatest thing to result as of the release of The Emoji Movie is that of the new wave of Emoji themed porn. Already we see images such as the one you can see to the right of this rant. And I am so excited to see the rest of the art to follow in suite. I will most definitely be beating my meat to the latest Emoji Waifu's such as Jailbreak. Oh yes...
The Poop Emoji and His Son
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In the beginning of the movie, we see Gene and his parents arguing in the bathroom (a terrific display of excellent parenting). During this scene, the Poop Emoji and his son walk out of a stall; however, the two walk out of the same stall. This begs many questions, the most obvious being why were he and his son in the same stall? Perhaps we should indulge in some basic brainstorming for theories?
Perhaps Poop and Poop Jr. were engaging in some special fun father son time. Although that theory seems a bit dark for a children's movie. Obviously we see the Poop to be a gentlemen of supreme class, but is he hiding a dark terrible secret? Perhaps Poop has a little fun kinky time every now and then with Poop Jr.? A disturbing thought indeed.
Another theory we could work with is that Poop had just birthed Poop Jr.. When we think about the action that must have transpired within that restroom, we see obvious issues. To begin, if the Poop is a sentient being who is defecating within that restroom, is his fecal matter sentient and alive just like him? Or does his waste not contain the same properties that he does? For the time being we can just assume that his fecal matter is sentient and alive, just as he is. If we work with this idea, we can state that the reason the two were in the stall together was that Poop Jr. was just birthed unto this existence within the iPhone. But even stating this, or more assuming these facts as it is all hypothetical, we see that one huge problem arises: Poop Jr. claims to be 10 when he exits the stall. So this would defeat the theory that Poop Jr. was just brought into this world. But what if the live of Poop progressed at a faster rate than that of Emoji's? After a grossly quick Google search, I find that it can take upwards of a year for dog poop to decompose. If we assume that Emoji's have the same lifespan as humans (seeing as Emoji's are portrayals of human emotions), than the average human lifespan is roughly 79 years (yet again according to a quick Google search). Obviously the lifespan has a huge gap, one year versus seventy-nine. If we take this into account, perhaps it's not too hard to believe that in a few moments a Poop's life progresses a year or two. However, this does not support the theory that Poop Jr. was just born because we can't excuse the idea that 10 years passed in only just a few moments within this bathroom scheme. Thus, once again, this theory is debunked.
My final theory as to why the two were in the restroom together, is that Poop Jr. is mentally retarded, and cannot wipe his own ass. I don't think I need to appropriately express how obvious this theory is. The facts are all in plain sight. He looks like he has some cross bred disease that's a mix of autism, down syndrome, mental retardation, AIDS, and multiple different erectile dysfunctions. And if we assume that Poop Jr. is mentally handicap, then we can excuse Poop being in the restroom with him. Because, obviously, we're the assholes for prying into the matter if he's mentally retarded.
Now that I have presented theories as to why Poop and Poop Jr. were in the bathroom together, I shall allow you, the reader, to decide which theory you believe most.
Perhaps Poop and Poop Jr. were engaging in some special fun father son time. Although that theory seems a bit dark for a children's movie. Obviously we see the Poop to be a gentlemen of supreme class, but is he hiding a dark terrible secret? Perhaps Poop has a little fun kinky time every now and then with Poop Jr.? A disturbing thought indeed.
Another theory we could work with is that Poop had just birthed Poop Jr.. When we think about the action that must have transpired within that restroom, we see obvious issues. To begin, if the Poop is a sentient being who is defecating within that restroom, is his fecal matter sentient and alive just like him? Or does his waste not contain the same properties that he does? For the time being we can just assume that his fecal matter is sentient and alive, just as he is. If we work with this idea, we can state that the reason the two were in the stall together was that Poop Jr. was just birthed unto this existence within the iPhone. But even stating this, or more assuming these facts as it is all hypothetical, we see that one huge problem arises: Poop Jr. claims to be 10 when he exits the stall. So this would defeat the theory that Poop Jr. was just brought into this world. But what if the live of Poop progressed at a faster rate than that of Emoji's? After a grossly quick Google search, I find that it can take upwards of a year for dog poop to decompose. If we assume that Emoji's have the same lifespan as humans (seeing as Emoji's are portrayals of human emotions), than the average human lifespan is roughly 79 years (yet again according to a quick Google search). Obviously the lifespan has a huge gap, one year versus seventy-nine. If we take this into account, perhaps it's not too hard to believe that in a few moments a Poop's life progresses a year or two. However, this does not support the theory that Poop Jr. was just born because we can't excuse the idea that 10 years passed in only just a few moments within this bathroom scheme. Thus, once again, this theory is debunked.
My final theory as to why the two were in the restroom together, is that Poop Jr. is mentally retarded, and cannot wipe his own ass. I don't think I need to appropriately express how obvious this theory is. The facts are all in plain sight. He looks like he has some cross bred disease that's a mix of autism, down syndrome, mental retardation, AIDS, and multiple different erectile dysfunctions. And if we assume that Poop Jr. is mentally handicap, then we can excuse Poop being in the restroom with him. Because, obviously, we're the assholes for prying into the matter if he's mentally retarded.
Now that I have presented theories as to why Poop and Poop Jr. were in the bathroom together, I shall allow you, the reader, to decide which theory you believe most.